im half spanish and half punjabi and heres some ISH!!
About me... well let me tell you a couple things about me, and I want you to listen... I like reading books the involve mass destruction and world domination. I have an SAT score of 1430 which declares me a fucking genius. I love police... I think we need more police... I feel they should be on every corner of every city to stop all those player hating muther fuckers who keep trying to steel my car stereo. I hate marijuana and the dumb shits who smoke it, that shit makes you lazy, worthless, and unreliable. People who smoke weed need to grow up and snort coke... coke is a more proactive drug. I love America, but I hate overly patriotic patrons who won’t shut up about how great it is. I also hate dumbshit patrons who think everything is a goddam American conspiracy and that America is extremely corrupt... dduuhh, that’s what makes America so kick ass. I hate the fact that every morning I always have a boner, but when I’m drunk I never have a boner. I hate the fact that Asians can cook better than they drive. Sometimes I like to cook “15 minute brownies” in 30 minutes just to piss off that bitch Betty Croker. Sometimes I’ll fuck my girlfriend doggy style with two fingers in her ass. Sometime she’ll fuck me with two fingers in my ass, okay, I was just joking. I hate the fact that I have more hair on my back than I do on my head. I hate women... a wise man once said all women are whores except my mom. I love having unprotected sex with beautiful women, but most of all I love not calling them back. I also hate the fact that I can’t live with out them. I love the sound of peanut shells crushing within my hands. And that’s only on the weekends, I’m too complex to explain who I am within a two dimensional screen, and I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
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